Happy V Day!

Okay, fine, I’m usually a big cynic about Hallmark holidays, but hey – who doesn’t love a day that is centered around socially-acceptable overindulgence of wine and chocolate?

I also wanted to tell you all to expect some changes in the blog in the coming days.  I’m going to be merging my art website with this one, plus a few little surprises along the way, so keep your eyes peeled.

In the meantime, a little preview – HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!  Set someone someone’s heart on fire today!




Je Vous Adore, Mes Amies <3

On this magnificent holiday, bred to appease the capitalist corporations and push the lonely one step closer to suicide, I would like to offer you – along with my heart, of course – a few of my favourite romantic items, virtually.

A song (WARNING:  Contains hot semi-pornographic opening scene which *may* help you forget that whole breast-implant incident):

[What?  Marilyn Manson is romantic…?]

A movie:

 [Because if you’re gonna fall in love, go big or not at all, man.  And it doesn’t hurt to drop a bit of acid, either.]

But most of all…

A quote:

“Marry yourself first and promise to never leave you.”  – Sark

[Well, it’s just smart.]

So share some love today, peeps.  Eat some chocolate.  Drink some champagne.  Laugh a little.  Have some wild hot monkey sex with your favourite lover.

But only because the media tells you that you should.  Tomorrow, it’s right back to being hateful.