Sooo, I’ve not been blogging much lately, but…
Good news: I’m back.
Bad news? My mind has been a bit fractured lately, so this is all you get. *smirk*
Random Questions Raised in the Dark Recesses of My Mind
Why doesn’t the romantically candlelit cavern in the sewers where the Phantom of the Opera lives smell like poo?
Why in movies and television, do they always take the duct tape off the mouth before untying the hands or legs? Wouldn’t it make more sense to undo the feet and hands, and let them take the friggin’ duct tape off their own mouth as they run?
Junebugs. Just their existence in general – I mean, just why?
Since moonlight is just reflected sunlight, why don’t vampires at least get sunburns from being outside at night?
The popularity of Dr. Phil – again…why??
Why does time go by slowly when you are a kid and can’t wait to escape the bullying, the braces, the difficulty in obtaining booze…and then speed up when you are an adult and need all the extra time you can get to try and accomplish all the crap you set out to do when you were younger?
Why did I see a man handing his child a Red Bull at the grocery store at 11 pm the other day?
Who ARE you, mystery blog-stalker who keeps accessing this page from a WordPress link that misspells my name as ‘Andea’? Who aaaare you…I hate such mysteries. But you must like me, because you visit several times a day.
They keep making Kraft macaroni and cheese easier and easier to make – why don’t they just skip right to making it for us? Do we really need that small sense of accomplishment so much? (*apparently*)
Why don’t I have a robot?