On this magnificent holiday, bred to appease the capitalist corporations and push the lonely one step closer to suicide, I would like to offer you – along with my heart, of course – a few of my favourite romantic items, virtually.
A song (WARNING: Contains hot semi-pornographic opening scene which *may* help you forget that whole breast-implant incident):
[What? Marilyn Manson is romantic…?]
A movie:
[Because if you’re gonna fall in love, go big or not at all, man. And it doesn’t hurt to drop a bit of acid, either.]
But most of all…
A quote:
“Marry yourself first and promise to never leave you.” – Sark
[Well, it’s just smart.]
So share some love today, peeps. Eat some chocolate. Drink some champagne. Laugh a little. Have some wild hot monkey sex with your favourite lover.
But only because the media tells you that you should. Tomorrow, it’s right back to being hateful.
The Ramblings and Rants of Drea M. 
When I clicked on the video to watch the hot semi-pornographic opening scene (without any knowledge of the breast implant incident), I was told: “This video is not available in your country or domain.” While I’m disappointed in not getting to see it, I do like the idea that I have a domain. I wonder if this also means I have minions? I hope so.
Haha, I liked that quote about marrying yourself. I’m going to go look for my acid…
Oh, and also: Je veux masser votre grand-père.
Damn – I was worried that the video link may be a problem (it’s actually R-rated and usually just gives a ‘must be 18’ warning.)
Marilyn Manson allegedly had breast implants put in once (now removed). I think they show in the video for ‘The Dope Show.’ I love a good freak.
I’ll let my grandfather know about your request. Of course, he’s dead, so there may be some obstacles to overcome there. You could always just massage me instead?