On this magnificent holiday, bred to appease the capitalist corporations and push the lonely one step closer to suicide, I would like to offer you – along with my heart, of course – a few of my favourite romantic items, virtually.
A song (WARNING: Contains hot semi-pornographic opening scene which *may* help you forget that whole breast-implant incident):
[What? Marilyn Manson is romantic…?]
A movie:
[Because if you’re gonna fall in love, go big or not at all, man. And it doesn’t hurt to drop a bit of acid, either.]
But most of all…
A quote:
“Marry yourself first and promise to never leave you.” – Sark
[Well, it’s just smart.]
So share some love today, peeps. Eat some chocolate. Drink some champagne. Laugh a little. Have some wild hot monkey sex with your favourite lover.
But only because the media tells you that you should. Tomorrow, it’s right back to being hateful.
When I clicked on the video to watch the hot semi-pornographic opening scene (without any knowledge of the breast implant incident), I was told: “This video is not available in your country or domain.” While I’m disappointed in not getting to see it, I do like the idea that I have a domain. I wonder if this also means I have minions? I hope so.
Haha, I liked that quote about marrying yourself. I’m going to go look for my acid…
Oh, and also: Je veux masser votre grand-père.
Damn – I was worried that the video link may be a problem (it’s actually R-rated and usually just gives a ‘must be 18’ warning.)
Marilyn Manson allegedly had breast implants put in once (now removed). I think they show in the video for ‘The Dope Show.’ I love a good freak.
I’ll let my grandfather know about your request. Of course, he’s dead, so there may be some obstacles to overcome there. You could always just massage me instead?