Results of drastic and extreme workout regime in order to lose weight gained from a winter of sitting on your ass in a physiotherapy clinic putting pegs in holes as rehab for a broken arm:
UPSIDE: Discovering that your fat pants are now so loose that they simply will not stay up.
DOWNSIDE: Discovering that your fat pants are now so loose that they simply will not stay up when miles from home and the only thing in your newly cleaned-out car that even vaguely resembles a belt is a bungee cord.
I were looking, for fashion and i ended up here.. hehe you will be a stand up comedian !!
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Ha! A bungee cord? Could have been worse. I’ve used baling twine..